I know that all of you are super psyched about Five's upcoming giveaway. But wait! Why are you excited about it? For all you know, we could be hyping you up for a homemade "fire-starting kit" comprised of dryer lint and a box of water-damaged restaurant matches. And that's not cool.
So I'm going to honor your good faith by unveiling my contribution to our little New Year's gift to you, whoever you may be. It requires a bit of. . . audience participation, but in my opinion, it's well worth it.
Yes, dear reader. The winner of this giveaway will receive a personal Microsoft Paint portrait. The picture can include up to two faces (babies negotiable*) and a theme specified by you. All you have to do is email me the necessary photos and wait to receive 1 psychedelic large print photo in your package and a mind-blowing digital file in your inbox.
For a chance to win this super weird -- but kind of awesome -- prize (plus untold wonders waiting to be revealed by my lovely sisters)
*As are multi-colored pine-trees