5.  Morbid design genius <-- *hint hint* to whomever's in charge of my funeral arrangements.
4. Grumpy Charles Darwin is grumpy (geniuses have terrible-no-good-can't-even-write-a-full-sentence-bad days, too).
3. New DIY fashion goal -- I need fabric markers and a white shirt, STAT.
2. Nietzsche's Family Circus. Yes, yes, and more yes. I could spend hours refreshing this thing.
1. My new favorite awkward .gif icebreaker -- for that special internet someone who you've always wanted to get to know better.

Vintage Five:
Some Christmas cookies to get you in the holiday mood.

Do you have any cyber-space gems from the past week?