Très Wee Bridal Shower:

Mix 1 bouquet with 6 parts good company. Set aside.

Carefully add 1 part pigheaded Bulgarian waiter to 1 part Two; wait for the
tempestuous reaction to settle, and then whisk in 2 parts lemon brioche french toast,
1 malted vanilla waffle, and 2 parts eggs benedict.
Let set for several hours.

Meanwhile, fold together equal parts good advice, sunshine, and thrift store scrummaging.

Stir together all of the above in a giant copper pot, and finish off with
a few bars salted chocolate, a dash of irreverence, and a single vintage bud vase.