There once was a princess called Hetti
Sometimes her pants Hetti would wetty
She was smart as a tack
and she had a knack
obtaining what she wanted to get-y.

There once was a baby so tiny
It took one wet wipe for his hiney
he laughed and he cried
when he grew up we sighed
Even when that Tiny would whiny

Now one more small baby is coming
Because something is new with One's plumbing.
We're all so excited
In fact, we're delighted
We hope that she'll soon be forthcoming.

THAT's RIGHT!!!  One's on her way to the hospital!!!*

*to deliver baby #3. We wouldn't be quite as excited if it was for, say, a lung transplant or something like that.