I would like to acknowledge this anonymous worker. Rarely have I heard more artfully crafted insults or witnessed such command of mathematical concepts -- as well an appreciation for cake batter and timelessly catchy phrases. Though I do not know how he came to work in the food-service industry or what he is doing now that he has been released as 'assistant manager' at a Dominoes Pizza franchise, I have little doubt that this curmudgeonly savant and I are kindred spirits. I hope to one day shake his hand and say to him "I appreciate you".
Ditto to all those whose situations have not yet met their ability -- I appreciate you.