Oh Fivey, sweet Fivey, who makes dirty jokes
and makes us all laugh at her most funny pokes

And awes us with prose so adept and spot on
that none can help but to give flatt'ry and fawn

Your petite intellectual head doesn't swell
regardless of how many things you do well

So on this the day of your laudable birth
i hope you have time for some lithfull mirth

Happy Birth Day to you, my beloved little sis
I'm glad your a girl and avoided the bris.

PS. Follow me while I get ready for TEDMED on Twitter. Find us @fivetdsisters!